Golf Quotes
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~Author Unknown
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ~Lee Trevino
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop
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Born to golf. Forced to work. ~Author Unknown
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~Author Unknown
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ~Lee Trevino
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop
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Born to golf. Forced to work. ~Author Unknown
posted by Mike J. Stark @ 10:15 pm
1 Comments:
At 5:53 pm ,
Rob Good said...
Didn't Gary Player say "The harder I work the luckier I get"?
My dad uses that one too....
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