BOYZ WEEKEND OF GOLF

Come eight days hence, four men shall step forth unto to battlefield to embark on the battle of skill, phycological warefare, finess, and natual talent that is required to handle 72 holes of golf. The battlefield has been designated at Terrace Downs, Canterbury, New Zealand's South Island. The time has been set to commence at 2pm Friday Afternoon. Weapons to be at the ready, Battle-wear to be fitted and suited for engagement, gear to be tested and upgraded where necessary. Wits will be surely tested, stamina pushed to the brink, phycological mind games shall most likely be present and that all combatants bring their game.
I extent a hearty goodwill prior to the deathmatch and promise not to dance on the grave scorecards of my oppossed as I descimate indiscriminantly.

To Jason, Open your club face
To Wuzza, swing with freedom and ease
To Simon, Swing True
and to myself, To breathe