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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Random things I learn't today

You can start up your own fake police squad in Iraq for about NZD$40 which would purchase you a uniform to which you would then be issued a squad car and an AK-47 assult rilfe.

In north queensland a guy was sorting out an over-hanging tree branch when a croc got fed up with the noise and jumped onto the branch and lunged at the chainsaw. After an hour of destruction the chainsaw was a complete write off and with a few broken teeth on the croc. Chainsaw 0, Croc 1.

Mexico have recently declared that carrying majijuana, heroine or cocaine in small quantities is completely legal.

In Cyprus for the awareness of breast cancer a record chain of bra's were interlinked to the distance of 11km's
On a more local note, Dunedin also hit the guiness book of records by holding the worlds largets pillow fight with about 6,000 people I think.

5 Comments:

  • At 10:07 am , Blogger Rob Good said...

    M16 is the go

     
  • At 9:02 pm , Blogger Mike J. Stark said...

    Sorry son, M60 would be my rambo choice :-)

     
  • At 9:04 pm , Blogger Mike J. Stark said...

    Actually my personal weapon of choice would be the P90 for CQB encounters or one of Helen Clarks bad jokes.

     
  • At 10:11 am , Blogger Rob Good said...

    Actually pistol grip MP5 with laser sights. SF's all the way. President Vicente Fox sent the bill back to the congress. He didn't accept it. Don't plan on sparking up in Mexico anytime soon.

     
  • At 5:50 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    P90 has a hoziontal clip that holds 50, that's more than the mp5 or mp5k series. With same or better accuracy with a burn out factor slightly less than the MPs.

    Was hoping that the drug bill would go through to track n trace dealers and then overturned and bust a crap load of drug dealers.

     

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